Posts tagged with funny.
hobbitkaiju:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

omfg art history jokes

hobbitkaiju:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

omfg art history jokes

(Source: zubbyzub, via utterlybanal)

composers: a summary

bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha
cpe bach: who am i
mozart: sunshine and smiles
haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol
beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
chopin: my soUL
paganini: hahhaha noobs
liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs
alkan: fck ur fingers lol
brahms: cLARA
schubert: im a mushroom
wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons
rachmaninoff: HANDS
debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
cage:
reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da
schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
satie: im funny
razorblades-and-lemonade:

omgtsn:

therealmrslovett:

earthfolk:

Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum. 

Because everyone should have this on their blog

useful for class

i am seriously going to call someone an errant, toad-spotted pignut once a day, every day this whole week.

razorblades-and-lemonade:

omgtsn:

therealmrslovett:

earthfolk:

Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum. 

Because everyone should have this on their blog

useful for class

i am seriously going to call someone an errant, toad-spotted pignut once a day, every day this whole week.

(Source: presidentquincyadams, via thewolfdreams)

mimeomia

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the frustration of knowing how easily you fit into a stereotype, even if you never intended to, even if it’s unfair, even if everyone else feels the same way—each of us trick-or-treating for money and respect and attention, wearing a safe and predictable costume because we’re tired of answering the question, “What are you supposed to be?”

paoloatayde:

Ohh yeaah
^^
^^
batman & robin comic generator :D
¡jajajaja!
MR. TEA!I so want that Mr. Tea pot

MR. TEA!
I so want that Mr. Tea pot

(via fuckyeahilovetea)