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hobbitkaiju:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

omfg art history jokes

composers: a summary

  • bach:I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
  • vivaldi:3 billion concertos hhaha
  • cpe bach:who am i
  • mozart:sunshine and smiles
  • haydn:i basically invented every single genre lol
  • beethoven:ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
  • chopin:my soUL
  • paganini:hahhaha noobs
  • liszt:AHAHAHHAHA noobs
  • alkan:fck ur fingers lol
  • brahms:cLARA
  • schubert:im a mushroom
  • wagner:have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
  • tchaikovsky:boom boom cannons
  • rachmaninoff:HANDS
  • debussy:sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
  • ravel:bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
  • holst:who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
  • prokofiev:lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
  • shostakovich:anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
  • cage:
  • reich:rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
  • stravinsky:da da da da da DA da da
  • schoenberg:(/79jjsOO##jksi&amp;@'
  • satie:im funny
razorblades-and-lemonade:

omgtsn:

therealmrslovett:

earthfolk:

Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum. 

Because everyone should have this on their blog

useful for class

i am seriously going to call someone an errant, toad-spotted pignut once a day, every day this whole week.

mimeomia

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the frustration of knowing how easily you fit into a stereotype, even if you never intended to, even if it’s unfair, even if everyone else feels the same way—each of us trick-or-treating for money and respect and attention, wearing a safe and predictable costume because we’re tired of answering the question, “What are you supposed to be?”

paoloatayde:

Ohh yeaah
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batman &amp; robin comic generator :D
¡jajajaja!
MR. TEA!I so want that Mr. Tea pot